• 07:25 That was 5 airports in 24 hours. I followed it up w/ 15 hours of sleep. Nothing has made sense in quite some time... #
• 11:31 It's not even noon yet & I'm having an existential crisis. #
• 12:31 Going to my first jam sesh. #
• 15:54 Bah, couldn't take my amp so will probably try again tonight. Now to further research my iPhone options... get out without a data plan? #

• 06:58 I suspect a day-old stegosaurus nugget & a bathtub full of half-drank OE + Squirt will not be sufficient tip to clean this room... #
• 11:40 Awaiting my flight to San Fran, on no sleeps. #
• 14:49 Killing time between flights; Have seen dozens of 3G iPhones in the wild just by traveling from 1 gate to the other. Tired, jealous. #
• 20:13 Touched down in Chicago. Going to need to hustle to my next flight. #
• 21:17 Flight canceled. Ass fucked. Drinking a beer @ chili's. #
• 22:05 Possibility of a public crying freakout becoming very real... #
• 22:44 In no state to spend the night alone in TO airport. I just want to curl up in a bed & cry myself to sweetass sleep. Get me out of Chicago. #
• 22:46 In other news, the internet is totally boring tonight & is costing me a small fortune to access it's total lack of entertainment. #

• 13:28 I stink of Marlburos & malt liquor... #
• 17:57 En route to the gun store w/ a pocket full of chips & a gut full of rot. AK-47 time. #

• 18:16 Circus Circus... This is what we'd be doing if the nazis won. #
• 18:24 Something hard in my mechanically separated meat... Thank-you dollar menu. #

• 05:58 Sitting @ gate 15. Forgot iPod. Feeling sick. Missing my bass already... #
• 09:18 Gate 73 in Montreal: survived customs but Vegas flight delayed. Attempting nap. #
• 15:13 Touched down in Las Vegas #

• 15:06 Sweating like a pedophile at recess. #

• 22:56 Tired and ornery, but nearly have two outfits ready for the summer events. Next is to find luggage for my jaunt to Las Vegas. #

• 11:59 I'm so sick of social protocols... and my mum trying to dress me like an 80's dyke for this goddamn wedding. #
• 13:59 Avoid me until I eat... I have hunger furies! #
• 16:02 Chewing gum is not a substitute for a meal, though it has pacified my rage until food becomes available... #
• 17:01 I am going to become very drunk very quickly tonight. But first! Get clean before I get dirrty! Shower time. #

• 14:54 I haven't been able to get twitterific to work for a while which has been a major piss-off + halted my tweeting (suspect it's my mac dying). #
• 15:01 Also, my phone has seen better days + my plan to get an iPhone has been kicked in the nuts by Rogers' shit plans: tinyurl.com/52ooqb #

• 12:43 The neighbours are having a huge party tonight; I hear rumors of one of each kind of cake from Scanway Catering being present... #

• 19:35 Spent the day working on web development while listening to "This American Life" + "The Alex Jones Report" podcasts, bitter about WWDC news. #

• 12:37 At the RNSYS looking at the clippers and awaiting the parade. #
• 14:05 Starting to parade down Halifax Harbor with the clippers. #
• 14:08 Clippers lining up two lengths apart for photo ops, we're getting behind the police boat to be led in. #
• 14:33 Sneaking around George's Island... #
• 16:00 ... And back at RNSYS for tea. #

• 11:59 Oh yeah, I'm officially going to Africa in September. I'm having my birthday in freaking Africa! #
• 16:05 I've attempted to go see the Sex and the City movie, alone, twice in the past 24 hours and both times it was sold out. Losing my nerve. #
• 16:12 (I do have friends... really! They just all happen to be guys.) #
• 17:09 I am made of win. I fixed the digital cable in my lair AND conned Mr into agreeing to see Sex and the City with me. S-U-C-C-E-S-S! #

• 11:58 Quit my day-job yesterday. Let freedom ring. #

• 08:01 Got to work early. Forgot my breakfast bar. Have a new trainer who seems like a douche. #
• 12:41 In case you were wondering; Yes, I do hate my job. #

• 07:42 Someone's got a case of the Mondays. #

• 10:42 Considering not returning to training after break. Casino instead? #
• 11:50 Why do some of these people actually seem to give a shit? #
• 12:53 Lost my lunch money on the slots. #

I'm overhung, overslept. I'm ripe, desheveld, perfectly unkempt. I like my drink mid toast and eggs; the best bloody mary you've ever tasted. Go to work wasted. Go to work bombed. Ya gotta pull a shot before you start the job. I wanna operate heavy machinery. I wanna watch online pornography. You gotta go to work high if you're getting paid low. You gotta put your nose to the grindstone, stoned. That elbow grease will get you fucked. You don't wanna be a jerk or smuck. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.

• 01:37 ...And I thought crying oneself to sleep would involve, you know, SLEEP! #
• 10:42 ZOMG! Training blows. Head throbbing. On virtually no sleep. No food. No money. #